Monday, October 03, 2005
Modern art, wine, cars and hardcore porn
Whilst there's lots of complicated technology powering the Internet (Sony, Panasonic, BMW and Gore-Tex), at the surface all the information is organised and delivered to us, the user, based on keywords (such as boobs, mobile phone, DVD). That's how search works, give or take. On the right of my blog is a column of adverts - if you click on them I get a little bit of money with which to feed my starving children. If you wouldn't mind clicking on them all every day that would be great. Seriously, that would be really good. Please. So I'm including all sorts of keywords (such as holiday, jobs, books, sex, motorhome, Ricky Martin, ring tone, poker) to see what ads appear there on the right as a result. It'll take a few days, so we'll have to be patient. It's like waiting for a train whilst listening to an MP3 player, chewing gum and reading the Guardian, thinking about whether to buy some Walker's crisps or Hula Hoops, watching a girl walking by like a supermodel carrying a Versace suitcase, wondering if the new Guy Richie movie is as good as the Sun says, whether sitting on the platform will give you piles, and if viagra actually works.
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