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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Some really cool pictures
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There's a guy who works here who helps out at some of the dog shows Corrie goes to. We've seen him but never spoken to him. And last night I dreamt about him.
We were at a dog show. Corrie was competing and I was wandering around the fields, watching the dogs do their tricks. I went and stood in the shade outside the toilet block and it was there that 'the guy' entered my dream.
He came over and, with his back to me, had a piss. I was disgusted so I walked away. A few minutes later 'the guy' walked towards me and brushed right past me, even though there was loads of room: we were in a field.
He tutted something about me not getting out of his way.
"There's loads of room, you fucking psycho!" I replied.
He looked at me with spastic eyes. "Huh?"
"You piss next to me when the toilet's just there, then you squeeze past me when there's a whole field to walk in. You're a fucking psycho! Fucking, fucking psycho!!!"
It was now a while later and I felt bad about my outburst. He was a fucking psycho, wasn't he? Yeah, you don't piss next to a stranger like that. Yup, fucking psycho.
So I went to find him to apologise. He accepted and said that he was relieved I'd said sorry since he and Corrie were on the same team and it would make things a lot easier. I had a chat with him and his wife before going back to watch Corrie.
And when I woke up I realised it was all a dream and that it was in fact I who was the fucking psycho.
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